May 2013
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People touching my feet >:///
an-egg:
I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD
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dontworrybekarl:
But how do people have strictly themed blogs? I reblog what ever remotely holds my attention for .5 seconds
leonmcgann:
this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight
artistiquemeg:
themightymaskerader:
vesper-noir:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
My college biology professor says the same, so yeah.
Its very much true.
Oh cool man, another thing for me to be an anxious worry wart about.
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
notoffended:
davidstrider:
davidstrider:
which american president was least guilty
lincoln
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
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erinharvelle:
sarapatourus:
fishthatcanswiminfog:
Oh. My. God. I’ve just Googled “The Most British Picture Ever” and this came up
I couldn’t help myself… I Googled “the most american picture ever” this came up…
Guess.
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bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
whateverhumans:
rootbeef:
gangstamickey:
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
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masseffectreminders:
friendly reminder that none of us had any idea of what we were getting ourselves into when we first played Mass Effect ✿◕‿◕✿
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college application: i did a thing once
